Drinking Baileys on the Rocks at 35,000 feet while the Baby Sleeps
We all know about children and babies in airplanes. The combination should not exist but it does. Sooner or later, YOU will be one of those people - the person on the airplane with their own small child, hoping and praying that there won't be any screaming.
Luckily, Frantisek was totally alright on this transatlantic flight. We even were able to leave him sleeping in his stowaway bed for a while, and sneak to the back of the airplane and drink some Bailey's on the rocks. A sweet few moments of peace and calm, hurtling through space in a metal tube, 35 thousand feet in the air.
An interior shot of the Fire Department in Corner Brook, Newfoundland, Canada. With thanks to the CBF...
A well-stocked music store in Corner Brook, Newfoundland, Canada. Lots of guitars, drums, amplifiers,...
The 2nd floor interior of 'Cycle Solutions' bicycle shop in Corner Brook, Newfoundland, Canada. Lots ...
This is an image of a small brook that runs through the Townsite neighbourhood in Corner Brook, Newfo...
Part of a cement plant in Corner Brook, Newfoundland, Canada. Some great textures and subtle tonaliti...
Cement Plant in Corner Brook, Newfoundland, Canada. Interesting structure and lighting.
A sunny June afternoon in the Townsite neighbourhood of Corner Brook, Newfoundland, Canada.
Margaret Bowater Park, Corner Brook, Newfoundland, Canada. Taken on a beautiful and warm sunny day in...
The welding shop in the Sculpture area of the School of Fine Arts, Grenfell Campus, Memorial Universi...
The Printshop in the School of Fine Arts, Grenfell Campus, Memorial University, Corner Brook, Newfoun...
Quebec is the largest province in Canada and the only one with French as its official language. It takes its name from an Algonquin word meaning "narrows" where the St. Lawrence River cuts deeply through rock cliffs.
Quebec has strong nationalistic feelings about its identity within Canada and has almost seceded twice (in fact, Quebec has held two referendums in order to seperate but it was not THAT successful.. though in 1996 it was really close...). It recently (as of 2006) acquired symbolic status as a Quebecois nation within Canada.
Quebec was founded in 1763 when France signed Canada over to Britain; the ceremonial head of state is Queen Elizabeth II, and the country's government functions as a parliamentary democracy.
That being said, we are free to talk about poutine.
Poutine is an amazing gastronomic assault weapon invented by a truck driver in 1957. If the Abominable Snowman could be a food, it would be poutine. Poutine is the heavy artillery of the food domain.
Like the foundation to the house, the hull to the ship, like a Red Cross blood drive to Count Dracula, is poutine to Canadians.
Now let me stop here to tell you: this is not the only amazing food combination that a truck driver has come up with. In Pittsburgh there's a place called Primanti's that serves sandwiches with both french fries AND coleslaw piled on top. They're too big to pick up even with both hands. Legend has it that a trucker with no time to spare ordered a plate of food, mashed it all between two pieces of bread and took it on the road.
Well, poutine has a similarly glorious beginning except it's about sixteen million times better (and that's saying a lot).
A hungry truck driver came into Fernand LaChance's restaurant one day and ordered LaChance's special potatos and cheese curds combination. Then he asked for a side order of gravy and POURED IT RIGHT INTO THE BAG ON TOP OF THE FRIES!!!
The earth shook, stars fell from the sky and a few deep sea creatures stirred in the muck as he plunked down at a table, ripped the bag apart and ate the whole thing.
Thus poutine was born and it is here to stay, probably in your arteries somewhere next to the bacon. Empires may crumble and fall, mountains may wear down to dust, glaciers may creep across the face of the deserts but a Canadian's love for poutine will echo onward through the madness of space, for all time.
Text by Steve Smith.